A therapist had a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
One day, he decided to test his theory in one of his group sessions. He asked those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raised their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
“Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up.
Then he asked, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”